keepsies
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commander-werbenjagermanjensen:
MY CAT WAS ROLLING ON MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD AND WHEN I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN THIS WAS DISPLAYED
like seriously that was the screen, that image of the fucking cat fullscreened
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guise guise
what if you were at the doctor’s office
and he hit your knee with his little hammer
and then it was in the right spot so your knee kicked upward so hard that if ripped from your leg
and then your calf and knee and foot just fly off, leaving the atmosphere, spinning about its center of mass, freely rotating
and then it slingshots around the sun hits jupiter
and that impact corrects the one foot difference every trillion years that Voyager 1 caused
what if
this was a lot more funny last night than it is now
